Just in case you didn't know your state motto!

I received these in a forwarded e-mail... some of these are hilarious!

Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat.

Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything.

California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.

Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.

Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandchildren.

Georgia: We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay,We're Not,
But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois: Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism
Campaign.

Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's

Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber,
Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else.

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada: Hookers and Gambling!

New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey: You Want A F##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer
F##$%##! Motto Right here!

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
You Have The Right To An Attorney...

North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma: Like The Play, But No Singing

Oregon: Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? Well,
We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee: The Edyoocashun State

Texas: Se Hablo Ingles (We speak English)

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont: Ay, Yep

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And
Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington: We have more rain than you do

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family...Really!

Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese!

Wyoming: Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared